last night, i (sort of) ashamedly watched one whole disc of extra features for my new moon dvd. yeah, i'm one of those. sorry. anyway, then i went to bed.
last night's dream:
i was back in high school, and i drove my old jeep. the biggest difference was that i owned a mountain lion, and he lived in my bathroom.
i had to go to the grocery store and buy the largest chuck roast i have ever seen. when i lugged that thing home, i had to dig out the largest pan i had and brown the meat, just on the outside. mr. mountain lion liked his chuck roast extra rare.
since you can't trust a mountain lion to be alone in the house all day, i also had to bring him to school with me. this involved strapping him into the passenger seat of my jeep and then taking him to the mountain lion daycare center in my high school. surprisingly, mine was the only mountain lion. not sure why they had a daycare just for my pet.
anyway, one day, my sister rachel decided to drive us to school. this never happened before, since she didn't like my mountain lion. she took the longest, most roundabout route possible, and the mountain lion was starting to get sick and (worse) grumpy. he made that mountain-lion-growl/meow-noise and stuck his head out of the window to get sick.
to make things even worse, rachel took us to the wrong high school. they didn't have a mountain lion daycare, so i was stuck bringing him to all my classes. not surprisingly, my new teachers weren't big fans of the big cat. i got suspended for not having my pet declawed.
and then i woke up and said, "what the hell?"
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