march 14

the return of pregnancy-induced crazy dreams: i will be posting as often as i can. these dreams are weird.

last night:

my mom and i were vacationing on the edge of an L-shaped lake. we were right at the inside corner of the L. we rented a little cottage with a porch not ten feet from the water's edge. there was also a porch off of the second floor, which turned into the perch from which i viewed the following event:

a giant crocodile (or alligator, as the policeman later defined it--we had quite the argument) swam around this lake all day. (think: lake placid) no one went swimming (for obvious reasons), and the crocogator fed mostly on lake fish. today, though, he must have been craving something else, because he headed straight for our cabin. my mom was standing in front of the first-floor porch, and i yelled for her to get onto the porch. the crocogator went below the surface for a second and then dove onto the land right in front of our cottage. my mom scrambled onto the deck, but the crocogator was faster than she was. he latched onto my mom's leg and dragged her over the railing and into the water. all i could see were bubbles, and then there was nothing.

the crocogator was still hungry, so while i dialed 911, he launched himself out of the water again and attempted to climb the house to where i was on the second-floor porch.

this is where it gets really crazy:

then, the crocogator SPLIT INTO TWO VELOCIRAPTORS, which actually succeeded in climbing the house. i locked myself in a closet, and then the police came. the crocogatoraptor(s) were gone, and so was my mom.

WHAT.